Friday, August 5, 2011

When parents don't... and maybe shouldn't... understand.

My father was lamenting an letter he received from the water and electric board asking people in our neighborhood to stop running sprinklers at the same hour 5am-6am because the number of people doing this continues to overtax the system required to pump water up the hill to their homes... apparently this is a letter they get regularly because the vast majority don't bother to switch.

Now this got me to thinking about other limitations on a system that requires water is pumped up the hill... in a power-outage that outlasted the generator (I only assume they have) water would not reach the house... which means in a zombie apocalypse their house is entirely inadequate for a place to stay for very long at all. Which of course I informed them... if that were their plans they'd have to make regular outings for water or to the generator wherever that is... way to dangerous... I received a blank stare.

"I was kidding." After an awkward pause, my mother walks away shaking her head saying over her shoulder, "I should hope so... I really hope so." Clearly me caring about the welfare of my family makes me a disappointment.

I think family should care about what happens to it's members in any given apocalyptic scenario... even a clearly fictional one. It has real world applications. Any kind of invasion or toxic material situation that made holing up in a place without a reliable water source dangerous... see it applies. It just feels super paranoid and silly to say. But zombies... Zombies are just a fun exercise of apocalyptic thinking. Fun. How do they not understand this?

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